Sexy, Innocent Child-Woman

To my persistent "admirer" (sarcasm intended)

Hay naku...ang hirap talagang maging maganda at mabait, kung sino-sino tuloy ang naaakit ko. Kahit ang mga taong "kakaiba" (for lack of a better term. I'm watching my language. Ayokong magsalita nang masakit, baka may umangal at mag-demanda.).

Someone has been in love with me since our college days, and he simply can't get over me. (You know who you are.) I always knew he said things (blatant lies and twisted fantasies) behind my back, pero di ko na siya pinatulan. He's also a blogger, and surprise, surprise, I'm all over his blog. I'm mentioned (read: identified by my full name) and alluded to in so many entries. Oh, he's also pretty much updated about what goes on in my life, even if I barely keep in touch with him. The day I found out I got into the Ph.D. program in Sociology (sometime in January of 2004), he e-mailed me to congratulate me about it. Freaky, noh?

Buti sana kung type ko siya. Eh hindi. I wouldn't go out with him, even if he were the last guy on earth--and even if he turned into a woman, I still wouldn't fall for him. He creeps the hell out of me, as well as other people (yes, I'm talking to you). I'd stitch myself up before he gets me. God. He used to tell our common friends/acquaintances that "we had something going" and I suddenly shut him out of my life. Hey creep, you better watch your entries about me, or what you say about me in general. If only your posts about me were more neutral or subdued--but they're not. Don't you dare trash my name behind my back, or else I'm gonna kick your ass when I go back home to the Philippines. You know from experience that I can deliver a swift, mean kick where it matters, heeheehee.

Oh, if you're reading my blog (since you most likely know my blog URL now), rest assured that this is the first time I've ever blogged about you (para quits). You're not the "R" dude I mentioned in my old entries (posted on April and June 0f 2005). Asa ka pa. Get a life, creep.

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Pahabol: Yes, you, I'm talking to you. I can see you took down the posts about me that I linked to my blog. Very good. Dapat lang. Tinanggal ko na rin 'yung links, obvious ba? Para quits na tayo. Anyway, I appreciate the "public apology" you posted, despite all the drama in your e-mail. So I haven't replied to your e-mail yet. I have more important shiet to take care of, so it will have to wait. It's nice to know I managed to scare you off--which goes to show I'm still capable of being a biatch when provoked.

found herself @ 6:52 PM